January 2010
1 post
I suspect someone I chat with is schizophrenic...
Him: Can I sacrifice a finger in your name tonight?
Me: what???
Him: I will cut one of my fingers off in your honor.
Me: huh??? what song is that?
Him: it's not a song.
Me: what are you saying?
Him: I will profess my love to you and remove a finger
Me: no you may not.
Him: then I will cut my penis off, I have no other choice.